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“The snowman was driving”

Posted on 21 Sep 2011 at 8:43pm

According to police, the Michigan City man told the officer he didn’t know how he wound up on the tracks, saying ”I think a snowman brought me here.” He also revealed he had been drinking but said, “‘I’m not driving. It was the snowman,” according to police.

WHY A STUDENTS FAIL???

WHY A STUDENTS FAIL???

Posted on 07 Aug 2011 at 5:48pm

Reason to fail It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365′ days. Typical academic year for a student. 1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

One Liners

One Liners

Posted on 07 Aug 2011 at 5:39pm

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. ____________________________ God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. _____________________________ Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case. _____________________________ Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit

Check Before You Leap !!!!! :P

Check Before You Leap !!!!! :P

Posted on 07 Aug 2011 at 5:33pm

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.   Meanwhile….Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral. The

Spelling checker

Spelling checker

Posted on 07 Aug 2011 at 5:24pm

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.   Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh.

Gas price comparison

Gas price comparison

Posted on 07 Aug 2011 at 4:56pm

Gas Prices vs ? People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were to take the $0.30, $0.40 per gallon tax off at the pump)! Obviously others need a little convincing. So the article in this week’s “Autoweek”

TOP 10 SIGNS SOMEONE PLAYS TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES

TOP 10 SIGNS SOMEONE PLAYS TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES

Posted on 07 Aug 2011 at 4:44pm

10. They ask for all their money in quarters. 9. They’re not sure what season, or year it is. 8. They’re best friends names are Super Mario, Pac-man, and Sonic (if they have real-life friends).   7. The electric company and the toy store sends them birthday cards. 6. Big falling blocks and hot lava

Just to Relax You

Just to Relax You

Posted on 07 Aug 2011 at 3:48pm

Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam? bcoz it means…   E-End of T-thinking C-capacity.

Things That Will Make You Feel Old….

Things That Will Make You Feel Old….

Posted on 07 Aug 2011 at 3:31pm

1. The “new” Millennium is more than a decade old. 3. The Delhi Metro has been running for 9 Years now. 7. Remember Jungle Book on Doordarshan? That was more than 15 years ago. 14. Arnold Schwarzenegger is older than India. He was born in June 1947 15. Jurassic Park is older than Justin Bieber.

Dear Deaf Wife

Dear Deaf Wife

Posted on 07 Aug 2011 at 3:04pm

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.     The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to

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