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Sardar: My mobile bill how much? 
Call centre girl:
sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar:
Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Interviewer> To bataiye PANI ke bina Insan kaise Marega? 
Sardar>
PANI nai hoga to Insan Tairega kaise? Aur Tairega nahi to doob jayega!


Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. 
Friend: How do u know? 
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new



Friend:
I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! 
Sardar:
Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!



Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? 
Sardar:
ZEBRA 
Teacher:
How? 
Sardar:
Bcoz it is Black & White

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. 
Manager:
Do U know MS Office? 
Sardar:
If U give me the address I will go there sir.

(Best one)
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
“I MISS YOU” 
Sardarji replied:

“I Mr YOU” !!.

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
“Torch is okay”

Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ” 
Air hostess said:
“B silent.” 
Sardar:
“Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”

Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!! 

Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? 
Teacher:
Me? No, why? 
Sardar:
Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call”.


Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? 
Sardar:
Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

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