SIMPLE ROMANCE MATHEMATICS0 Comments

Forwarded By: Loveleen   Forward Yours at: fwd@forwardyouremails.com
Posted on 22 Jul 2010 at 5:51pm

SIMPLE ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

This Email was forwarded by Loveleen Forward Your Emails at
fwd@forwardyouremails.com


Click Here to Forward to Your Friends!

Read Also

The fact that you cannot kiss your elbow is enough to make you
realize that some things seem to be so close, yet they are bound to be beyond your reach.

Advertisement

Leave a Reply


Fatal error: Call to undefined function show_subscription_checkbox() in /home2/zibko/public_html/forwardyouremails/wp-content/themes/redcarpet/comments.php on line 141